- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

homosexuals are gay

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

the sky is green no it is not

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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