- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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