What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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