- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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