- Anti Joke

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

PIED NINNY!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

taking out the trash... at night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,