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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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