- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

womens rights.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Ebola

roses are red. violets are violet...

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

A blonde walked into a bar.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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