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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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