- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

noah is a scrub jungle

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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