Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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