- Anti Joke

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who ever is reading this....

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

You having friends.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

I can count to potato.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

who ever is reading this....

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

You having friends.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

I can count to potato.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **