- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A Mormon walks into a bar

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

KONY 2012

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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