Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Vagina.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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