- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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