- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

whats the best thing about polio...death

butt sex

race-car = rac-ecar

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Your mother is average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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