What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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My dad

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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