Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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ejaculation JLR

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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