- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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