- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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