- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Set up Punch line.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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