- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

My kids are mistakes.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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