- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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