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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

identical jokes get different votes.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

I'm Coming

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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