- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

what happens every day? People die

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

ejaculation JLR

knock knock whos their a person

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Women's Rights

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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