- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Dance is a sport

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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