How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why did? Yes

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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