How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why do I hate food? I don't.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

why did sally drown cause she was black

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

BIG PENIS

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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