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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

knock knock i have diarrhea

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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