A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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