- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

i'm hard

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What's white and gluey Glue

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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