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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

I'm so full I could stop eating.

YOU

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Women's rights.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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