- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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