What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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