- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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