Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

4 hours later.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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