- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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