- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

just in time?

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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