- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

I was once a hamster.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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