What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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