what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Do you like fishsticks No

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Anti Joke

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