- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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