- Anti Joke

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What comes after 69? 70

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Two women were sitting quietly.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.