- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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