- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Pull my finger ouch..

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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