Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Burp

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Why did? Yes

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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