- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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