- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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