- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Women's Rights

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Potato!

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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