Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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