- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

i named my son Frodo because he was little

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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