- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Guess what? Bananas

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Dyslexics have more nuf!

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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