Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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hey hey apple

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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EGGPLANT

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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