Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Not a joke.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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