Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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