Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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