Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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My penis is big... not.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

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