Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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womens rights

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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