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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

... i forgot the joke :p

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.