My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Penis-biter

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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