- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Potato!

What do you call a blue chair A black person

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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