- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

JUST KIDDING^

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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