Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Whats white? A fridge

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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