What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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