- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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