What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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