- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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