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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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