What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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