hey hey apple

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

A woman leaves the kitchen.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

* anti-punchline

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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