A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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a man walked into a bar....

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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