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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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