Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Buzi vagy!

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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