Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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darude- sandstorm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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WNBA

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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The WNBA

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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