- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

penis?

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

asdf

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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