- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

THe Election

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

A women walks into a kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

I am very humble.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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